Rule 1-3-5 

Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.

*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*

Rule 1-3-5 by anonman123 April 17, 2010

rule 14 

By responding to trollbait in an online forum or chatroom, the troller automatically gains victory regardless of the level of maturity of the bait or subsequent responses to said bait.

sk8ter_boy1337: gears of war is teh gai, halo pwns.
HaloFan07: u r gay die in a fire n00b
sk8ter_boy1337: win. rule 14.

rule 14 by TheJamoke December 30, 2007

Rule One 

The Doctor lies. (from Doctor Who)

Amy: But he (the Doctor) was dead.
River: Who told you that?
Amy: He did.
River: Rule one: the Doctor lies.

River: He said no one could save him. But he must have known I could.
The Doctor: Rule one: the Doctor lies.

River: Okay. I'm going to tell you what I probably shouldn't. The Doctor's last secret. Don't you want to know what he whispered in my ear?
Amy: He whispered his name.
River: Not his name, no.
Amy: Yeah it was. He said it was.
River: Rule one?
Amy: The Doctor lies.

Rule One by atalienay October 13, 2011

Rule 83 

Arguing with any troll for any length of time will in turn make you a troll as well.
There are no exceptions to this rule.

P1: Puppies are cute.
Troll 1: puppies are not cute, they are gross and dirty.
P2: well you're dirty and gross T1.
P1: Um P2? Rule 83...

Rule 83 by Korana February 4, 2009

Rule One 

The Doctor lies.

Most of River Song's "The Doctor lies" is about it being her own rule #1 for figuring out what's going on when things don't seem to make sense. If things seem incomplete or impossible, consider first if The Doctor lied about something.

Rory Williams: Why did he tell us he was dead?
River Song: Rule One: The Doctor lies. So do I.

Rule One by 10DoctorWhoFangirl10 December 8, 2011

Rule 34'd 

To make an object, character, or media francide comply with Rule 34.

Someone Rule 34'd the new show.

Rule 34'd by Mr. Definition Guy... May 31, 2020

Rule 62

A colloquialism of Alcoholics Anonymous. Rule 62 is "don't take yourself too damn seriously."

"What's wrong with him?"
"He forgot rule 62."

You're not as important as you think.

And learn to laugh at yourself.

Rule 62 by beldamebruno January 1, 2010