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River

River is the best person. He's extremely funny and super sweet. He's not the best at giving advice but he will try and will always listen. He's such a genuine friend that cares about everyone. Loves Star Wars and Cartoons, the best thing to like honestly. He has amazing eyes and a great smile. He's pretty hyper and chaotic but really chill when you get to know him. It takes him a second to warm up to you but once he does he's the best friend you can ask for. Get yourself a River.
River is the sweetest kid around

I love River he's so fun!
by BussinChicken November 23, 2021
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Definitely not a body of water, but is a great friend to have! He’s always there 4 u
Person 1: I’m feeling sad
River: Just talk to me, River!
by thecovensystem November 23, 2021
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River is such a attractive girl. She is the best girlfriend ever and best friend ever. River can be jealous at times because she has trust issues but loves all her friends.
by kat123453 November 23, 2021
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A River is a very shy but open person. It is usually hanging around with a load of crazy people. It also has a very short partner by its side. His hair is normally very long and gets in the way every minute of the day, he/she would need to always brush it back into its original place. It’s also a very much of an attention seeker and would do anything to get it. Also it’s partners name would normally start with an M.
Girl 1 : That River is a cunt
Girl 2 : Ennit
by RH._. November 24, 2021
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River is someone with an abnormally huge cock and is probably the smartest person ever and will without a dought steal your girl and not be gay whilst doing this. Many individuals may think River is gay but it’s quite the opposite he pulls many girls and is ver hot and sexy and probably not he best builder in Minecraft
He’s super hot and sexy I think his names River
by Abnormally huge cock November 25, 2021
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A Goofy Lil Boy Who Likes To Stay Youthful And Is Mostly Happy, But Tends To Be Lonely And A Lot Of People Shun Him.
Person 1: River Is Such A Goofy Lil Boy
Person 2: You've Got That Right!
by ColoradoGuy2004 November 29, 2021
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def 1: a body of water that flows.
def 2: the middle child that annoys the heck out of his family because he's so negative. has horrible taste in most stuff and loves sauces a little too much.
def 3: a body of water that flows really hard.
def 1&3: that river is pretty.

def 2: river stop being so negative.
by khroma December 1, 2021
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