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Swiss retard 

1. A person with intense concentration but lacking in intelligence to grasp the problem / situation at hand.

2. Extremely annoying well meaning person who cannot infer, differentiate or recognize paradox. Generally caused by cultural isolation and in-breeding.

3. A person who oversimplifies a problem or situation in such a way thereby masking the problem at hand.

4. A extremely dumb person, who is surrounded by other extremely dumb persons and therefore can only view the world in a dump-consensus.
Michael cannot understand that people have different ways
of doing the same thing. He is such a swiss retard.

The man at the checkout was so irritating, he kept asking me the same question over and over with a sick psycho smile.
What a swiss retard!

The man driving gave extra gas when he saw people were crossing the street against the light, was a typical swiss retard.
Swiss retard by gbradssg hujwsmu January 1, 2012

Roblox Retard 

A roblox retard (Fucking Piece of shit.) is a person who doesnt deserve to live and should be shot in the head and then be shat and pissed on.They were the reason the suicide forest is a place.

They only do roleplay no matter what game there playing.If the game was a shooter they would roleplay about having kids and dont shoot them.They will make you commit suicide.
I just saw a roblox retard in my game. *Grabs Noose*

retard picnic 

A noxious gathering of socially inept or annoying people.
Let's blow this retard picnic! These people are a bunch of recovery zombies!
retard picnic by Cletus Nelson March 19, 2005
Combination of the words remedial and retard, used to imply that a person requires remedial education and is, threfore, a retard.
1. "They fly Hurricanes, isn't it?, them's shit planes for remtards on free dinners"

"I'm flying a Hurricane, it's a shit plane, I'm rubbish and my mum goes [[chippy in her slippers]]"

"that's me being them". "that's well funny man"
remtard by Spanish Castle Magic March 20, 2010

weapons grade retard 

The level of being so mentally retarded , that it is actually dangerous if left unattended or in the wrong hands.
Bob was trying to fix the copy machine when Wendy relized he was a " Weapons grade retard " due to the fact he was using a dead fish to hammer the side of it.
weapons grade retard by DDT4U October 14, 2012

You fucking retard 

Something used to describe how fucking retarded someone actually is.
Jimmy: I just found 2 diamonds and made a hoe with them!
Bob: You fucking retard.
A common misspelling of the word retard. It can also be used ironically to mock those who cannot spell, or just for fun.
Dude stop being such a fucking restart
Are you restarted?
Restart by Thim🅱️le November 22, 2018