by Axe wound diver February 2, 2025
Get the Nathan's Organic Reliefmug. To say the word “shit” in such a context that expresses one’s feelings of relief or contentment. Occasionally, this will be accompanied by a sigh, or on rare occasion, a sneeze. See - sigh of relief
Rich: “Shit!”
Edward: “What’s wrong?”
Rich: “Nothing, I just get to go home soon.”
Edward: “So it was a Shit of Relief!”
Edward: “What’s wrong?”
Rich: “Nothing, I just get to go home soon.”
Edward: “So it was a Shit of Relief!”
by Wingman17 June 29, 2021
Get the Shit of Reliefmug. I’m short this month. Gotta grab a quick whore’s bath and go seek some rent relief.
My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.
Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.
My roomies agreed to rent relief since my ass was still broke.
Landlord dropped by cause we were past due. The wife got us by with some rent relief.
by Dick Onchin May 19, 2022
Get the Rent Reliefmug. The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.
I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!
by QuacksO August 5, 2018
Get the post-sermon reliefmug. When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017
Get the puerto rican relief packagemug. Finding a clean restroom was like discovering an oasis, and releasing that relief juice was pure bliss.
by Kron-nakles December 29, 2023
Get the Relief juicemug. After drinking or taking drugs, your mouth often goes dry, known as 'spud.' In this situation, a drink is known as 'spud relief' as it helps to solve the problem.
by bobdoesntknowwhattosay October 14, 2009
Get the Spud Reliefmug.