Rectalscrotalrosis

An infection of the anal tube that causes the scrotal sack to become infected with fungus causing the scrotom to be amputated

I'm sorry, but you have rectalscrotalrosis

by Piv21194 December 7, 2009

Rectal Thinker

A complete dumbass with no common sense. No level of learning instruction or education will improve the intelligence of a rectal thinker.

My boss is a rectal thinker.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Rectal Raider

(N)An Ass pirate who scours the land for homosexual anal sex.

I was hanging out with Joe but he turned out to be a rectal raider! Stay away from my ass!

by T.Bags July 30, 2008

rectal engineer

A person who makes a career out of turning things into shit.

My boss was hired to manage our department but really turned into the lead rectal engineer.

by Dos Divas August 1, 2009

canned reebals

reebals in a can they are not very desirable.

eew canned reebals are gross.

by chad cooper May 2, 2008

cranial rectal proximity syndrome

corporate-speak or PC phrase to describe someone who's got their head stuck squarely up their ass.

Not sure what's going on with Joe today - he's acting like a real jerk. Maybe he's suffering from cranial rectal proximity syndrome

by Annakaleia September 30, 2011

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome

Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome (also known as Anal-Cranial Entanglement Syndrome, or ACES) is a disorder which is characterized by someone who is incapable of performing a simple task due to pure stupidity or an apparent misplacement and, therefore, disuse of their cerebellum and cerebrum.

Esp. applies when someone has one job and cannot complete it properly, if at all.

Karen suffers from such a severe case of Cranial-Rectal Entanglement Syndrome, she has a visible tan-line around her neck.

I’ve run into a catch-22 due to two of the people I rely on having ACES.

by Dominus Pollux February 6, 2019