reading the news

A term for masturbation.

Person A) Where's David
Person B) He's upstairs in his room reading the news

by A term for masturbation October 10, 2015

Reading lion

When you read a lot of book

Person 1: "I just finished the Harry Potter book, broh!"
Person 2: "Dayum, you're such a reading lion!"

by Fredrik James February 10, 2021

Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading

“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”

by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022

Reading a Magazine

Masturbating Over a Porno or Lads Mag

I was 'Reading a magazine' at work the other day

by Supdog4567 February 26, 2010

Reading Hole

A place one goes to in order to satisfy one's reading needs/urges. The term can be seen as a portmanteau of 'watering hole' and 'reading place'. It can refer to RL (real life) places like a local favorite public library, or online places like a beloved blog or website like Dear Blank Please Blank.

Guy1: "Damn! Riverbend's gone underground! There goes my favorite reading hole..."

Guy2: "That sucks. I loved Baghdad Burning too."

by theantichrist81 March 3, 2011

Reading is Tech

"Reading is Tech" is what one says when they see they did / said something dumb that could have been avoided if they had simply read the relevant reading.

Oh crap, I didn't see that I wasn't supposed to do that*, reading is tech.

* When referring to doing the wrong homework assignment

by INeverRead April 27, 2013

reading braille

when you go up a chicks shirt and carress her soft boobs, makeing her nipples hard.

i was reading braille all last night with dorothia. she is so fine, and her boobs were wonderful.

by Robert Saggot January 18, 2006