Kanye Rant

When you or someone randomly rants about something that's entirely confusing and totally irrelevant

Friend: I'm so against PDA because it upsets baby chickens and adds to the global warming trend that only the aliens believe in.
Me: This Kanye rant is more confusing than the ending of Lost. Eat a Snickers or take a nap!

by Storypoet December 1, 2016

thought rant

When you play out a whole scenario in your head of what you hope will happen, usually doesn't end up happening.

Dude, I had a huge thought rant of how my night was going to go last night and non of it was right.

by SecretServixMann July 18, 2017

granny rant

An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.

Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.

by jrsch June 26, 2018

Rap Rant

A type of rap song that has no chours' and is verses afters versus about the same topic

"They really did that?!?" "I have to tell someone,wait, I have a song due next week" " I'll just rap rant"

by Mut3y January 30, 2019

1-Word Rant

1-Word Rants are all current emotions packed into 1 word.
By saying this chosen word, you're 1 word summarizing instead of rambling on.

My 1-Word rant for this week; Lost

by Kry'S February 11, 2019

molly rant

A strong, determined, directed rant on par with Gordon Mah Ung.

That was a total molly rant!

by eeeezzzzeeee November 1, 2007

Cunt Rant

To rant on something/someone in a complaining, angry manner. Usually the word cunt rant is front of it to show that it is indeed a cunt rant.

CUNT RANT! I fuckin downloaded the L4D2 noSteam torrent, installed it, and it didn't even play! I spent 8 hours downloading it, and it says I ain't got the appropriate permissions! FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU-------

by BlackHOUND August 15, 2010