"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."
by GeneralChimp August 26, 2017

by Bogwonron July 2, 2022

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.
by VolumeNOKIA February 26, 2023

A group of men masturbate into an open container then take turns throwing it in the air to each other.
The group of friends were enjoying their RV trip until someone suggested white water rafting and everyone ended up with sperm on their faces.
by Saudomite April 17, 2021

by Raft(Up) Magazine August 5, 2025

John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex
by Mbop May 9, 2023

When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.
Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.
by Repressed Humor Issues February 21, 2025
