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raft of crap

Now that a raft of crap your telling me . I don't believe you
by Bogwonron July 2, 2022
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Bruce the raft shark

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.
Bruce the raft shark just broke my raft.
by VolumeNOKIA February 26, 2023
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White water rafting

A group of men masturbate into an open container then take turns throwing it in the air to each other.
The group of friends were enjoying their RV trip until someone suggested white water rafting and everyone ended up with sperm on their faces.
by Saudomite April 17, 2021
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Raft(Up)

Band/work together to get out of a sticky/difficult situation and eventually thrive.
Imagine if we didn’t raft(up), we wouldn’t have got here working alone.
by Raft(Up) Magazine August 5, 2025
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Provo river rafting

Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.
John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex
by Mbop May 9, 2023
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Brown Water Rafting

When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.
Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.
by Repressed Humor Issues February 21, 2025
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