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racoonizer

A guy that makes love very well. After sex, the girl he was with has mascara all around the eyes, making her look like a racoon.
girl: Humm that was sooo good!

guy: I know.

girl: Oh look at me! My makeup has leaked so much. You're my racoonizer
by karinep05 June 15, 2009
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cheese grater racoon

A disturbing peice of content that got some zoophilias exposed in the furry community. A racoon that did something with a cheese grater. The racoon got a cheese grater stuck up it's butt, a person was pulling out the cheese grater. Gore is an understatement.
'Did you hear about the cheese grater incident?' "Oh, you mean cheese grater racoon, unfortunately, yes."
by Purple Demi venison January 16, 2025
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bald racoon

When you shave your balls and your pubes off and it makes your dick look like a bald raccoon
My friend Joe got a bald racoon and he regrets it
by Glizzy mastsr February 5, 2022
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racoon

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SMOL TRASHY BOI. THEY SNOOF. THE FLOOF WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
"woah bruv avert our eyes to that fellow over there"
"why big man"
"ITS A RACOON"
"HOW MAGESTIC"
by am i a boat?? March 2, 2021
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nigga racoon

a person that will make you so hard to the point where all your pubes fall off and disintergrate in the air.
damn that girl must be a nigga racoon!!
by 2019boisdank October 13, 2019
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Ratchet Racoon

An ugly Math project and the fellow cousin of Rocket Racoon from the MCU
Yo I heard Ratchet Racoon was going to appear in the next MCU movie
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Fiddling the Racoon

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light
He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job
by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021
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