Quotev

A site that used to be about writing stories and making quizzes, which has since turned into a popularity contest. There seem to be heaps of drama on Quotev. Oh, and fanbases like South Park and BTS seem to be rampant there.

"Heard of Quotev?"
"I think so. Isn't it that site that was originally for books, but ended up being a popularity Hunger Games?"
"Yeah, pretty much."

by F0RlHAV3SlNN3D July 11, 2018

Rat's Ass Quotient

A process of deciding whether you care or have an opinion about any thing, policy, concept, idea, etc, by stripping it down to its most basic parts. If you are motivated enough to have a position/opinion on any of its parts, then it can be said you give a rat's ass about the topic.

Basically a way of determining whether you give a rat's ass about a specific issue, topic, etc.

Normally, I could give a rat's ass about the New York Yankees. However, since they drafted former Nebraska Cornhusker Joba Chamberlain; I have an interest in them; and how the Yankees are doing passes my rat's ass quotient.

by Deimreon February 23, 2010

Quotev

A place where problematic, pure, anime, aesthetic, try to be aesthetic, messy, stan loona, kpop, cringe, western dry people, western chill people, goth, very emo emo, etc. accounts come together on one website where it was supposed to be a place where you come to make stories, quizzes, maybe friends, etc. but has turned into an actual mess. and oh my god drama. if you wanna make drama twitter, tumblr, instagram is that way kids! 👮🏿 ♂️👉🏼
seeing innocent people are RARE on this site.

guy: hey what’s quotev ?
girl: *opens giant book* well we have the dumb bitches-
guy:

guy:

in conclusion, quotev has turned into a giant mess.

by idk 👅 October 10, 2018

inspirational quotes

You do know this isn't google right? Well an inspirational quote is just a normal quote that inspires you, motivates you, makes you want to do that thing you've been planning.

I love reading inspirational quotes!

by Jkl66710 July 6, 2017

Asshole Quotient

The easier a guy makes his money, and the YOUNGER he is when he does so, and the AMOUNT of money the guy makes, added to how good looking he is, determines his “asshole quotient".(AQ). Therefore:

Young good looking guy
+ Easy Money
= Thinking they rule the world

Jay was a young, good looking, successful man in his early twenties. He thought that the world (including beautiful women being thrown at him on a regular basis) was owed to him. He had a very high A.Q.

by Snoopy Irma December 2, 2003

quote

A quote is a word, phrase or sentence that you add to a conversation/essay but is not of your creation, but someone else's.

I would like to quote my brother on this, "flo sucks like donkey kong"...

by you wouldn't care September 22, 2005

Porkability Quotient

A score out of 100 which rates how porkable a hot babe is.

Ms NinjaFan has a PQ of about 85.

by Ms NinjaFan November 5, 2003