quick question

A question that usually requires a long answer. A close relative of stupid question and rhetorical question.

Joan: I have a quick question for you. How do you solve for "x" in this complex differential equation?

Bob: Uhhhhhh...

by kneb December 8, 2006

QuickTime

A lousy bloatware audio/video codec and software package created by Apple.

Hrm, I need another plugin?
...load...
Gah! Fuck QuickTime!

by Lord_D October 17, 2004

real quick

something to add onto any sentence that makes it boss

yo man, i'm gonna rock ya real quick

bang you out real quick

by j-rob mad fresh May 4, 2010

Quick Visit

More commonly used as "QV" is a service an escort usually provides and usually lasting from 5-10 minutes.
Also called a "quickie"

(An escorts backpage ad)
QV (Quick Visit) $80
BJ $80
BBBJ $100
Half Hour $120
Whole Hour $200

by Dadd1Trump September 7, 2016

quick hack

A masterbation period of generally less than 5 minutes. Usually when one is sharing a living space with another individual which forces them to have a lack of time.

When Tony was watching Dawson's Creek in the lounge, Jerry performed a quick hack with the assistance of Dirty Latina Maids on Tony's computer.

by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN April 3, 2005

Quicktimed

Originating from the Apple program that performs this action, to be quicktimed is to install a program that adds numerous hidden registry keys, an icon on the desktop, in quick launch and in the start menu without your approval.

"Dude, I just installed a porn app and now there's tons of icons and shit,"
"Dude, you've been Quicktimed!"

by Soiled Undergarment October 9, 2004

Quick fuck

Sexual intercourse that is usually taking place in a public, indiscreet, or common areas (not a regular place where sexual intercourse takes place.)
Quick fucks are usually fast by nature because the partners lack privacy or comfort.
Common Quick fuck areas:
Airport Bathroom
Hotel Lobby
Kitchen
Anywhere you can imagine!

Dude while I was waiting for my pizza me and my girl quick fucked in Papa Gino's without anybody knowing!

by smokeweedeveryday420000000 January 16, 2011