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beef quiche

The result of digestion. ie: the brown excrement that is evacuated from the anus once or twice a day (if you're functioning correctly). Called so due to it's quiche-like consistancy, with many broken up pieces of random substance.
"Holy fuck Mark, I really need to lay a beef quiche. Is there anywhere I can back one out, otherwise I may just have to give you a hot carl!"
by Mule July 24, 2008
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The Bosnian Quiche

The most deadliest sex position known to man. No one can actually describe what The Bosnian Quiche entails, due to the fact that those who had ever dared perform it either lost several limbs or vital organs and were too traumatized to reveal their experience, or never survived to tell the tale.
So there I was, greased up to my elbows in flax seed oil, about to perform The Bosnian Quiche on a Cambodian boy, when all of a sudden there came a ringing on my hand held cellular device!
by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008
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Raw Quiche

Bad

A situation where no words can describe how bad it is
Ross: Oh no, I just got rimmed by a german shepherd.

Eric: That's a massive slice of raw quiche, What was his name?

Ross: You Dick Chop.
by RossIsFit July 13, 2009
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baking a quiche

The worst excuse to use when peeing behind a dumpster.
Police Officer: Sir what are you doing?

Guy: Don"t mind me officers, I'm just baking a quiche.
by solid goldner March 2, 2011
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kerbside quiche

A combination of excessive alcohol and fast food you had eaten & drank not that long ago and then vomited up in a nearby gutter, doorway, footpath etc. When it is vomited up its all mixed together thus you now have a kerbside quiche.
Tonight, Alfred had drank so much piss, he had even eaten a whole pizza to himself. On the trip home he felt sick so we had to pull over and let poor old Alfred do a kerbside quiche.
by AshEddie February 8, 2008
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Vietnamese quiche

Pouring a bowl of noodles on someone’s genital area, cracking a raw egg on top, then sitting down and doing a wet fart in the noodles. Works best with a Bombay bad boy, ask your ma.
“Made a Vietnamese quiche last night, now I’m up for GBH, was boss!”
by Teevmeister September 10, 2021
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vietnamese quiche

The act of cracking an egg into a body orifice and then penetrating with fingers until scrambled. Vegetables can be added for extra flavour.
“Hey Ronald gave me a Vietnamese Quiche in my ass the other day, we fed it to the cat.”

“Helen, you’re a fucking sick bastard.”
by Teevmeister September 27, 2021
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