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pikeyness

When there is a slight wiff of dog blanket about you.
Pikeyness - Getting dressed - and then having a wash.
Pikeyness - Sniffing your socks - then deciding to give 'em another bash.
Pikeyness - When your complexion resembles someone who has just finished their bag of chips - and wiped their face with the paper.
Pikeyness - When one or more Pot Noodles is part of your weekly diet.
Pikeyness - When the grease from your hair starts to eminate through your baseball cap - and of course having "hat-hair".
Pikeyness - Shopping at Lidl - 'cos your just a bit too pikey to shop at Aldi.
Pikeyness - "sounds like mick - but it's not mick - know what I mean?"
by Pikeyshaun January 17, 2008
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Puke Stop

A pit stop for the sole purpose of puking.
Drunk Friend 1: "Ugh! Dude, roll down the window. Those hot wings are on their way back up."

Driver: "Don't you dare puke all over my car! I'm pulling over!"

Drunk Friend 2: "Puke Stop!!"
by TheShrewKing December 16, 2009
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Pikey's Jigsaw

A discarded, cut-up credit card
As the thieving little gyppo shitbags rummage through your bin/down the tip they invariably come across chopped up credit cards. They then piece together the card in an effort to defraud the previous card holder/credit card company through various methods of identity theft. Each collection of chopped-up plastic pieces can be considered a "Pikey's jigsaw" as they give it to their kids to piece together like a jigsaw. Probably.
by CurtoGB April 7, 2010
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pikey stones

A physical man made barrier, usually made of big strategically placed stones at entrances to large fields where a fence is not present. These are used as blockades to deter traveling gypsies and chavs with motor vehicles to uphold the piece of the land.
We can't get through there because someone has placed some pikey stones in the way!
by Wildlife Brambler October 15, 2022
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April 14 National Charisma puke day

April 14 National Charisma puke day

A day where any one named charisma has to puke
by Tingedcannon801 April 14, 2022
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Puke Stripe

A long patch of vomit found on the side of a vehicle, After a herendous night of beer and shots.(may contain beer nuts, mc pukes,711 sub particles or funky pickle pizza bits.)(ALSO MAY PEEL PAINT)
I dont understand he rolled the window down to spit and the next thing I know were at hughs washing that puke stripe off.
by Willis Magee March 28, 2009
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pokey bum wank

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
by Dave September 16, 2003
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