A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.
IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.
by funkyfred July 13, 2017
Get the Olson Protocolmug. Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
Get the Covid-19 Protocolmug. Some Italians, particularly in the region of Puglia, believe that this is a code word for a secret erotic Japanese practice.
It involves inserting large boluses of ice up one's anus. One by one.
As reference in the video of the famous singer, Caparezza.
It involves inserting large boluses of ice up one's anus. One by one.
As reference in the video of the famous singer, Caparezza.
- Last night me and my bae tried the kyoto protocol.
- dayum, you are brave. How much did the temperature drop by?
- dayum, you are brave. How much did the temperature drop by?
by beatrizzz November 11, 2020
Get the kyoto protocolmug. After meeting a girl and breaking the enforced edging decree of Mavin Street, The Evavcuation protocol is the act of erupting ejaculate inside the girl's rear end. She then protests what you have done and proceeds to shake her ass to try and abort the sludge from her rectum. The resultant semen spray is called the Mavin Street Evacuation protocol.
Willy Leng: "Why is there social sauce deposited on the wall of the kitchen?"
Dayvid: "Sorry man, me and Doris were going hard and it ended with her doing a Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol"
Dayvid: "Sorry man, me and Doris were going hard and it ended with her doing a Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol"
by JimmyTomlinson2 November 20, 2023
Get the Mavin Street Evacuation Protocolmug. the type of discussion that usually takes place at a bar, when individuals argue over the use of the exact words each other has spoken rather than the concepts intended. often making small grammatical errors and the combination of alcohol a violent combination.
John: man, i totally just shat a brick!
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...
Ben: thats literally not possible unless you ate bricks...
John: i mean, it was as hard as a rock and enormous
Ben: ok, well thats different, it certainly wasn't a brick though... look when your at the bar, you gotta understand that barstool protocol is 100% in effect...
by jackbauer October 11, 2012
Get the barstool protocolmug. The protocol used by internet celebrity, Markiplier
Its about waking up, you can also troll your friends with it
Its about waking up, you can also troll your friends with it
Dude: Sleeping
Other dude: Changes something in Dude's phone
Dude's phone, going off: "INITIALISING WAKEY WAKEY PROTOCOL WAKE UP" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Other dude: Changes something in Dude's phone
Dude's phone, going off: "INITIALISING WAKEY WAKEY PROTOCOL WAKE UP" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
by Games_Much February 6, 2023
Get the Wakey wakey protocolmug. Undoomed: I'm untouchable!
Herobrine: I'm about to end this man's whole career! (activates Protocol 49)
Herobrine: I'm about to end this man's whole career! (activates Protocol 49)
by Herobrine Richter June 10, 2019
Get the Protocol 49mug.