poogle

The act of taking a poop while using google. Typiclly on an iPhone.

I took a poogle.

I'll poogle it.

I was poogling.

by Tim Blade October 22, 2007

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Poog

A white, almost completely trashy male (not to be confused with a red-neck or hick) that:
1. Often has a mullet.
2. Wears clothing from thrift stores, including old sweatshirts with NASCAR, sports teams, or wolves/eagles.
3. Usually works in a factory or installing drywall, if he works at all.
4. Can be found driving an IROC, Dodge Spirit, or maybe an early 90s Caprice.
5. Smokes and drinks daily, but only the most cheap beer he can find.
6. Is often a 3-day millionaire; ending up in the local dive bar.
7. Can be seen on a bicycle, usually because of a license suspension from having too many DUI's.
8. Will often hang out with Poogers (See: Pooger)
9. Rarely has a full set of teeth.
10. Usually thin, adding to their poor-looking social status.
11. Will wear tapered Jordache jeans if possible, and any no-name sneakers he bought when Zellers was still open.
12. Listens to late 80s, early 90s big-hair rock.
13. When he talks, there are noticeable traces of a raspy smoker's voice, accompanied with beer breath.
14. Says "Fack" and "Cacksucker" commonly in conversation.
15. Jean jackets.
16. Always broke, but never admit to it being their fault.

"You don't want to go there. That's a Poog bar."
"Some Poog just asked me for a dollar eighty-five."
"I want to buy an '87 Monte Carlo, but is it too much of a Poogmobile?"
"They still make 'Champion' running shoes? I saw a Poog in a pair this morning at the Beer Store returning some empties."

by Basque JRED September 4, 2014

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