Spinach Programming

Something thats good for you, but not necessarily entertaining/enjoyable for others.

Seth MacFarlane used Spinach Programming when he temporarily killed Brian, everybody freaked out, but the ratings for the show went up.

by C3rb3rus_Prim3 January 14, 2014

Procramming

When one waits too long to finish programming for a class. A form of procrastination often associated with Computer Science and Applied Information Technology.

Shit! We have that code due to Quack in like an hour. Looks like we will be Procramming once again. Why the hell do we wait so long!

by AIT302 December 7, 2012

programming hydra

A programming hydra is problem of trying to patch one bug in a program only to create more with the patch.

John: I thought you said you were going to patch your program?
Kevin: I did patch it.
John: Well it has more bugs now.
Kevin: Ah yes, the programming hydra. Patch one bug and two more take its place.

by Hanokite November 15, 2017

DARE Programme

DARE (Drug - Abuse - Resistance - Education)

some dumb programme telling kiddos not to do drugs and Marijuana. also, it says to be nice to people or else they'll secretly hate you. also no bulling.

Actually, Marijuana kills absolutely no one. I mean, that doesn't mean it perfectly safe. smoking weed under the age of 25 can lead to memory problems and stoof. if your an adult, it's really your choice.

Bulling is bad tho, don't do.

don't do drugs kiddo... or you'll DIE!!!
-DARE programme

by Bored Potato October 18, 2019

HIMS Program

A program originally started in the 70s to help substance addicted aviators get back in the cockpit. Homes has transformed into a corrupt program where faa doctors extort money out of pilots by forcing them into HIMS. If a pilot won’t go into HIMS they lose their entire career and lively hood. HIMS is completely about making as much money as possible and is not truly concerned about the safety of the National airspace.

The FAA HIMS program routinely rips off pilots and is extremely corrupt.

by Himsiscorrupt July 17, 2021

Mitness protection program

An unannounced but deliberate strategy in a presidential campaign, notably that of Republican candidate Mitt Romney, to stay in the background raising money and seeking endorsements, while avoiding engagement with the voters.

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is, currently, pursuing a Mitness Protection Program.

by neurophius August 4, 2011

faith based programming

Faith based programming is what happens when a programmer isn't smart or capable enough of writing good code that they pray whatever they did actually works. In early years, programmers would put a lot of debug statements, no-op loops, etc in code that somehow created the magic timing for it to work.

Programmer 1: Did you ever fix that bug we talked about yesterday?

Programmer 2: Ya, well sort of. I just added a few debug statements and it went away

Programmer 1: Oh, I get it, you are doing a little Faith Based Programming?

Programmer 2: Yep, even though I can't see it, I believe the problem has somehow gone away...

by tempestaz March 15, 2014