Procrastihate

The art of waiting to hate until it will have the greatest affect on the hatee.

Hater 1: See that guy talking to that chick? I hate that guy.
Hater 2: go cockblock him then.
Hater 1: Na, I'ma wait till he's done spittin his game.
Hater 2: So you gonna Procrastihate, NICE!!!

by IceColdNinjaBeast February 4, 2010

Procrastibate

The action of masterbating in order to make an excuse to procrastinate.

I have a project due in two weeks, but I didn't want to do it, so I went into my room and procrastibated.

by Joseph Mowitzki September 3, 2013

Procrastinate

I'll tell you later.

If you're reading this, then you probably already know the definition of procrastinate.

by icanttype May 5, 2018

go forth and procrastinate

basically when you are trying to tell a teacher to fuck off, without swearing, you say go forth and procrastinate which pretty much means go away and dawdle

"Why don't you just go forth and procrastinate, sir?"

by MrJPancake1993 February 8, 2014

procrastitute

(noun) - Literally, a hooker who procrastinates; Can be used to denote an actual lazy hooker or as an insult
synonyms: lazy ho, lazy hooker, etc.

As an insult: "...you procrastitute."

Literal meaning:

"...so I paid for an hour and she just sat and talked until the last 15 minutes. Whatta procrastitute!"

by N2O August 21, 2009

procrastidater

noun; someone who asks a person of romantic interest to go on a date that same day or night.

He just sent me a text "What are you doing tonight?" I'm not going out with a procrastidater! procrastinator dating

by Redbeauty November 9, 2013

Procrastidate

When you thought someone was cool so you started dating them, but after the first date they are crazy but you don't want to be rude so you keep pushing off a second date until they aren't interested anymore.

Person 1: How'd the date go?
Person 2: Horribly, I think I'm going to procrastidate until she ignores me.

by Ultimas aka Slyler December 21, 2015