by Primal Conflict May 11, 2024
by boknows2380 May 05, 2023
An early human practice dating to as far back as 5000 bce. Primal dudfighting is when a group of early humans would collect their feces over time, and then be placed in a ring alongside each other to fight with it. Many of these early humans died of infections due to how unsanitary it really was.
Grank: me challenge you to dud fight!
Derk: you not know who you mess with!
Grank: when moon go down tomorrow we fight!
Derk: fight is on!
(This is a great example of primal dudfighting. This dialogue was found written in a cave.)
Derk: you not know who you mess with!
Grank: when moon go down tomorrow we fight!
Derk: fight is on!
(This is a great example of primal dudfighting. This dialogue was found written in a cave.)
by Poopfartdickyhead May 27, 2025
by divergentbananas0179 December 06, 2015
A sexual act when one throws up into another's butthole and keeps it plugged for a few hours. Therefore, creating a questionable, biological stew in one's bowel or, a primal soup.
Dave: Hey, where's Stassi?
Chad: Oh man, last night we made some primal soup and now she's in the hospital!
Dave: Do you regret it?
Chad: Hell. No.
Chad: Oh man, last night we made some primal soup and now she's in the hospital!
Dave: Do you regret it?
Chad: Hell. No.
by stankyANKy November 07, 2017
When a group of musicians or dancers, or any artist, improvises wildly, pulling out all the stops by being in touch with inner primal expression!
The edgy band I saw last night lost all inhibitions as they were primalating for at least 12 minutes during one song.
by Hot Jupiter September 04, 2023
by chicken_terminator June 25, 2022