When an grown man slowly undressing a young boy from the shoulder downwards, while feeling the back of said boy's neck slowly.
by TotallyNotTheChristianChurch January 06, 2014
A misnomer. What is being called "pedophilia" among the priest community is actually agressive homosexual behavior, as those being victimised are not children (male and female); rather, they are pubescent boys.
by Sean Brian Kirby February 14, 2004
Stupid men who are sexually frustrated by their commitment to celibacy. Usually molest boys and keep them silent by using their "godly" authority.
Every year, thousands of Catholic Priests are transferred by the church to help cover up the fact that most of them are child molesters.
by Tytus July 23, 2004
The solution to the Catholic Church's seminary enrollment problem. A robot priest is an artificial intelligence unit that can answer questions perfectly without overstepping orthodoxy or having sex with any boys.
by Darren Iammarino February 05, 2008
Don't send your kids to a catholic church unless you want their asshole enlarged to the size of a shower drain. The priest will deny that they rape kids but they do.
Father: Son why are you limping
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit
by xxCakeLordxx May 29, 2020
Bloke One: Did you get a number from that girl last night?
Bloke Two: Yeah, she was hotter than hell, but SHIT ON A PRIEST was she drunk!
Bloke Two: Yeah, she was hotter than hell, but SHIT ON A PRIEST was she drunk!
by Jacobss January 23, 2019