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Petite

Isiah Carter is a petite ass mf
by Isiah’s dad February 24, 2022
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pretterful

a word that describes the qualities of something that is pretty, beautiful, and glittery all at the same time. if it does not contain all these qualities, it is not "pretterful".
that lip gloss is so dang pretterful i can't stand it!
by Safrina Zoles October 16, 2008
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Petite Lap Giraffe

Viral euphemism for penis dick main vein johnson willy cock schlong popular term so that advertisers can pull one over on the FCC
I'm going to get her to come over and play with my petite lap giraffe.

Last night she gave my petite lap giraffe a complete tour of her jungle

Yesterday during the wrestling match, did you see that petite lap giraffe getting squeezed without the ref seeing anything, until the other guy did a UFIA ?
by MaxandGrinch April 12, 2011
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Petite

A more slender woman.
My friend is about 5 ft 7 and is Petite since she really decreased weight! By that her size now is smaller that she even can wear girls clothing.
by Arturo Bhutan December 25, 2018
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Pretties

essentially the equivalent to a woman's period.
used to describe when a guy is in a mass stress for no apparant reason.
BOY: argh! fuck's sake! my shoelace is undone!!
GIRL TO HER FRIEND: he's on his pretties.
by Amylase II June 10, 2008
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petiter

another word for vagina. sounds better than saying pussy or cunt.
i saw sally in the lockeroom, and she so should not have been wearing a see-through thong, cause she so totally needed to shave her petiter!
by DirtPrincess May 23, 2006
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petite

yo did you see brian seebacks penis that shit was mad petite
by durffffffffff May 20, 2007
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