Elvis presley

A weird bloke who died on the toilet cos he was on drugs.

Elvis presley

by hockeystick202 June 3, 2009

the presley

While being blown, just before you finish, pull out real fast, shoot in your hand then run it through her hair while yelling, "Thank you, thank you very much!"

"Hey, man, did you hear about 'The Presley'? That shit is pretty crazy"

by Batman Knows Things May 25, 2014

Presley

wears black

Alright

Don’t marry one

Woah a Presley

by Kenny1235 September 8, 2019

Elvis Presley

Some racist white guy who is the king of shit.

Best quote on Elvis:
"Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Motherphuck him and John Wayne"

by ratratyet September 5, 2005

Pressley

A guy who has a passion for guys.

example; Pressley like's this guy named charles

by Will tofu September 16, 2020

Samantha Presley

Samantha Presley has a kind heart. She is very flirty but doesn’t think she is. She is absolutely gorgeous but doesn’t believe it even if 100,000 people told her she is. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she is the most opened person you will ever meet. She loves her family more then anything and she always puts herself last. She is the kindest person you will ever meet. She has blue eyes like the ocean and she is very tall. She also has brown hair. Always put Samantha Presley first.

Look how tall that girl is! She has the prettiest eyes! She must be a Samantha Presley!

by samantha.is.kool June 1, 2019

elvis presley

Maybe the king of rocknroll but ain't no king of metal!

Elvis is more pop than rock actually.

by MetalMade April 18, 2005