Portland Walrus

During intercourse, just before ejaculation, the woman bites the head of the mans penis.

She gave me a Portland Walrus during our make-up sex, it left marks!

by L. Roman July 15, 2006

Portland, maine

the best motherfucking city in the world. where you can live, eat, play, and fuck, within a 5 mile radius. portland maine is the OG portland. the munjoy hill district is possibly the best place to hang out. EVAR. oregon stole portland from us, because they couldn't come up with their own fucking name. those ore-fags.

dude, portland, maine is THE shit. like, fo realz.

by teresaa February 5, 2009

Portland cement

A vegan coconut milkshake

“Police have received information that some of the milkshakes thrown today during the demonstration contained quick-drying cement. We are encouraging anyone hit with a substance today to report it to police.”
-Portland Police

“It's not a proper milkshake if it's not Portland Cement.”
-R. Chirgwin

by DerLuftmensch July 1, 2019

portland pillbox

its when you boof (shove up your butthole) alot of medication in a row. like you trying to trip balls but you also want your birth control to hit u real hard.

yeah i had to take 5 pills this morning but since i was already boofing X figured i'd just portland pillbox 'em all.

by cheesy mctattertits May 2, 2018

portland concrete

When your cock gets harder than a turnbuckle

I was laying some portland concrete at my girlfriend steves house yesterday.

by god.hates.f.a.g.s. February 10, 2019

Portland sober

To abstain from all drugs with the exception of MUSHROOMS.

Did you hear about Jack? He gave up drinking and went full on Portland Sober!

by Jeepjack April 10, 2022

Portland speedball

Smoking pot and drinking coffee

Let's keep it mellow tonight with a Portland speedball.

by Lenny Stinson December 7, 2012