porkchop

A very satisfying, rare piece of meat that every woman needs eventually.
Every chick needs a PORKCHOP and a pillow sometimes. Just facts.
by 5un53tt3r September 06, 2023
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A yarn hat wearing individual armed with a laser pointer and the Airport noise abatement hotline on speed dial. Loves to blind pilots flying over and complain about the noise from the airport that has been there for 75 years.
If Porkchop doesn't want planes to fly over his house, then he shouldn't have bought a house right next to an airport.

Porkchop needs to stop shining lasers at planes.
by flyer fool September 02, 2023
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A man that knows how to lay the pipe to his milkshake
My pork chop knows how to please.

PorkChop never stops
by Milkshake2022 June 02, 2022
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A type of meat made out of pigs
Hey mom whats for dinner its porkchop sweetie
by Zed my man October 19, 2023
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To screw something up or to be an idiot.
Kieran put money on the Cavs to win? What a porkchop!
by Mygodgary February 25, 2022
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a sarcastic term for a plump-ish/fat/overweight person about whose health you actually care and you are poking fun at them explicitly because you want them to improve their BMI by going to the local gym
boy: do i tell tell my girlfriend she is a porkchop? or do I ask her nicely, if she wants to join me at the gym?

father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily. Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen?
by Sexydimma May 05, 2012
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A nickname primarily used in south-east England referring to males called Callum.
Mate 1: Oh look it’s Callum!

Mate 2: No Mate 1 Didn’t you hear his nickname is Porkchop.
by Jeebel May 23, 2019
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