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Mexican porkchop

When you finish in your partners mouth, your so eager to want some more, you start tickling your partner, thus laughing so hard, the load comes rocketing out of his or her nose
Chad made Kyle a Mexican Porkchop
by Harry Carry November 15, 2011
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Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.
Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?
by Anonymore August 28, 2016
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alabama porkchop

Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.
Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop
by ☆★Midas★☆ May 1, 2022
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porkchop

A very satisfying, rare piece of meat that every woman needs eventually.
Every chick needs a PORKCHOP and a pillow sometimes. Just facts.
by 5un53tt3r September 6, 2023
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porkchop

a sarcastic term for a plump-ish/fat/overweight person about whose health you actually care and you are poking fun at them explicitly because you want them to improve their BMI by going to the local gym
boy: do i tell tell my girlfriend she is a porkchop? or do I ask her nicely, if she wants to join me at the gym?

father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily. Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen?
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
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wet porkchop

to remove a condom then put it back on and use it; sometimes even inbtween partners,; it is called a "wet porkchop" because the condom is filled with male fluids making his porkchop (penis) wet before intercourse.
I have sexual relations with so many women i have to wet porkchop some chicks, itjust makes sense.
by oliver klosoff December 27, 2010
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the porkchops

she touched me in the porkchops
by EZ2NV February 14, 2009
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