Pootering

To be lazy. While a poot and pooter are very different things they all derive from being somewhat shitty. If your sitting around being lame instead of going out and having fun, your being a poot or partaking in the act of "pootering."

Stop pootering around and get off the couch!

by Goochberries & Crème March 6, 2011

diddle the pooter

the act of inserting a finger(s) into a male or female butt hole

im telling you dude you need to go over there and diddle the pooter, she will love you forever

by kidnamedkain March 7, 2011

Pooter

The slang term for the female vagina, coming from the term Poon Tang.

I like the taste of that pooter

by Jonny D April 1, 2004

pooter

n. A word that has its base in the term cooter; by substituting the c with a p, the meaning changes from vaginal orfice to anal orfice. An excellent word to scream from the windows of moving vehicles.

(screamed out window) POOOOOOOOOTEEERRRRRRR!!!!

by Alanna & Tiffany August 13, 2004

Pooter Scooter

A threesome when a man lays on his back and penetrates the ass of a woman (anal), while also giving anilingus to another women.

Bruh 1: You ever had a threesome?
Bruh 2: ya bruh! This one time, in band camp, I was on my back with one chick giving me anal, while I ate out this other chick’s asshole. It was tight! Or should I say, they were both tight! Hahahahaha
Bruh 1: ahh dude, a classic pooter scooter!

by KnownPublicEjaculator November 7, 2018

pooter cooter

a female individual who frequently releases air through her vagina(cooter) this release of air is also known as a queef or a vagina fart

see bruce's little sister

by cwinky March 12, 2004

pooterhead

Also, a retarded person.

Mike is such a pooterhead! Did you see him walk into that wall?

by Krazy K November 30, 2002