Poor-John

Someone lays on their back and slowly inserts a candle in their ass while lighting the candle and slowly let the candle wax drip onto their scrotum sack bag.

ALSO A FANTASTIC BAND! www.poor-john.com =)

while listening to Poor-John we gave Jeff a Poor-John. It was fun.

by Matthew Caron December 15, 2008

Poor Theo

A miserable, ugly Greek bloke who works as a bouncer at a gay bar and constantly feels sorry for himself. He walks around the house saying "Oh dear!" over and over.

Poor Theo sounds really upset. What's wrong? Has his best friend died?

No, he's feeling suicidal because he overcooked his fried eggs.

Poor Theo!

by Lumpbag April 29, 2009

piss poor

1)to be extremely broke (out of money)

2)a word to describe something that's inadequate.

1)im gonna be piss poor this month since i spent all my paycheck on crack.

2)I hired someone to paint my car but they did a piss poor job.

by mullett December 21, 2002

poor sport

a person who becomes unnecessarily emotional after being defeated at some sort of contest, regardless of the contests' significance. Also could be described as a baby.

Grace flips out every time she loses at bowling. It's just bowling. She's a bit of a poor sport.

by cyrsc August 24, 2009

Payday Poor

A person who has a fat monthly paycheck but spends it all in the first 2 weeks and lives poor until the next payday.

- "I'm poor"
- "No you're not! You're like, rich...you get paid a lot!"
- "Yeah, but now I'm poor, because I spent it all. I'll be rich again by end of month"
- "Ah, so you're Payday Poor"

by poorpotato December 23, 2018

Poor Dave

Is a saying for when people feel bad for a nice guy. Or when your boyfriend is really super nice to everyone but you and people always feel bad for him because they look at him like hes the victim

I bet your girlfriend drives you crazy, I dont know how you deal with it, "poor dave"

Omg girl be nice to your boyfriend, poor dave.

by Lmfaotrue January 3, 2021

Poor Mouth

A Poor Mouth never seems to have any money, yet they have a better house, a better car, eat better food, go on nicer vacations and generally have more fun than you do.

Nan: I just don't have any money.

Dave: Stop crying poor mouth, you lie!

by ***Dr Dave September 22, 2009