Poonflation

Poonflation occurs when the value of women are inflated to the point that men who are 7s are fighting over women who are 3s.

Really scro, you have resorted to being a tool of poonflation?

by Guy Dudebro January 18, 2019

postulation constipation

A state of mental stagnancy; one is unable to excrete thoughts. A bit like writer's block for your brain's bowels.

I cannot finish my essay on my latest axiom, do I have postulation constipation? (yes)

Stacy won't have her speech written in time for her presentation because she has postulation constipation .

by Postulate With Me Baby March 17, 2019

poopitations

poopitations are feelings or sensations that your rectum is pounding or racing in a great panic state. It can be felt in your gut, colon, rectum or index finger. You may: Have an unpleasant awareness of your own full underwear. Feel like your out of control of such bodily functions.

"I nearly fell off the ledge, I was having poopitations"

by PuzzleArcher January 23, 2020

Pogulation

Population of pogchamps

Referring to Twitch chat Look at my pogulation

by Acenspades29 December 15, 2020

Poopolating

The act of waiting around for your poop to be ready, before you actually go to the bathroom.

"Hurry up in the bathroom, I'm almost done poopolating."

by Dimerous April 14, 2024

The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.

According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.

by bingobango_22 February 26, 2024