population porridge

slang for sperm

I've run out of population porridge, do you have any?

by sac March 20, 2004

populatory war

A war within the population of a country.

Increased segregation and stereotyping in America will soon lead to populatory war.

by djday_59 November 8, 2007

popularitis

When you have a crush on someone popular that you know you don't have a chance with but you like them anyways.

Ugh, I love them but they're popular. I think I have popularitis.

by MaLadBrogan May 25, 2016

Popularity sociopath

A person who flatters his way into high social standing and mimics the behavior and actions of popular people while at the same time being entirely oblivious to basic social cues.

"Why did that friend of your s just give me a high five and ask me if I wanted drugs and to do sex?" "Oh that's Randolph. He's a popularity sociopath. He probably saw somebody do that in a movie."

by Gayscene July 20, 2017

Popular Boy

Annoying assholes who think making fun of other people makes them cool. Typically popular boy behavior are:

Showing up late for class since he has “better stuff to do”

Say “nobody asked” every time someone talks

Being rude to teachers for no reason

Smoking weed in the bathrooms

Calling random people gay because “it’s funny”

Sense of humor is basically being racist, sexist, homophobic, etc.

Cheats on their partners regularly

Shouts dead memes in the hallway

Fighting each other at 7:00 am in the morning

Makes fun of kids who don’t wear name brand

Bullies any guy who isn’t masculine

Sends dick pics to randoms girls and call them whores

Screams for absolutely no reason

And overall fucking pieces of shit that will get hit with reality check when high school is over.

Random person: breathes

Popular Boy: Yo shut the fuck up no one was talking to your ugly ass

by Santa Stalker April 10, 2022

Most popular Urban Dictionary words

When you're searching for the most urban dictionary word instead of studying and you clicked on definitions instead.
*Sad pupper noises*

You won't believe what the most popular urban dictionary words are!!! -Clickbait websites

by mikgriffen January 19, 2021

popular girls

Girls brainwashed by Barbie into thinking that their job is to look hot and make fun of others. Basically guys like them, regular girls hates them and the few that hangs out with them only pretend to like them.

Popular Girl: OMG, like that is like, totally, like... yeah!
Others girls behind her back: What a loser...

by eyes April 1, 2005