poached egg

when a guy sticks his ballsack into another guys asshole and then jerks off on his back.

Paul gave Rubin a poached egg. He loved it.

Desmond had a hard day at the office so Curtis gave him a poached egg.

by IamChainSaw March 20, 2010

poached eggs

When a man dips his balls in a woman's hot wet vagina.

My girl wanted to try something new in bed so I showed her what poached eggs are. She squealed with excitement.

by jbone80 October 10, 2008

poached egg

The act of throwing up into a vagina.

"I had too much to drink before I went down on my girlfriend. Let me tell you, that was one runny poached egg."

by Andy October 15, 2004

Pencil Poaching

Scouring the halls after school to find pencils people have dropped on the ground.

Dude you want to come lift weights with us? Sure but I gotta finish my pencil poaching in second hall first!

by Tonelico-Undress April 2, 2011

Going in for the poach

The art of stealing a female off another males' after their continous efforts to have sexual relations with them.

It can also mean stealing another males' woman after they have made it apparent that they have called 'dibs'.

Other associated words;

Poaching
Poached
Poacher

Male 1: Fuck this Caleb has been going at it for 1 hour man I'm going in for the poach.

Male 1: Dude, I don't care if he called 'dibs' I'm going in for the poach.

by --danielll February 12, 2010

Oyster Poaching

To sop up one's own gift of a pearl necklace. Shake and repeat.

Moz was so jazzed up in the hot tub, he decided to start Oyster Poaching himself.

by Pumpkinhead Jay January 6, 2007

poached egg

n. When you put a soft boiled egg up somebody's ass, and then they are fucked in the ass until the egg breaks. The resulting eggy santorum must be felched.

I gave that fat bitch a poached egg for breakfast.

by gooberbeans May 11, 2011