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PMS

Pass My Sweatpants
Pardon My Sobbing
Present Me Sweets
Paniced Men Screaming
Presently Missing Sarcasism
Pissing Me Seriously
Pre Menstral Syndrome
Pissy Man Syndrome
"CHOCOLATE!"
"Shit, she's PMSing."
by Magers April 29, 2009
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PM

A ruthless gang who patrol the South of England jumping various other, more minor gangs. It is believed that the PM originally consisted of only five founding members, and have grown to be feared ever since.
I don't think we should go out tonight George, I've heard the PM are in the area.
by PaulSmithGX50 October 23, 2011
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PMS

A period (no fun intended) of time during every month, usually spanning between 5 days up to a week, where men are advised to spend their free time in pubs, clubs and other places of social congrigation, simply to avoid the "short fuse" and irrational behavior of his better half (unless he's gay).
Well, looks like it's time for more male bonding, my wife's PMSing
by Steve Milligan March 11, 2003
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PMS

Post Masturbation Shame. The feeling of guilt or depression often experienced by males following a frantic masturbation session.
{Housemate Darren storms out of his bedroom past Mandy and Mark in the lounge room to have a smoke outside.}
Mandy: {to Mark} What's he (Darren) so grumpy about?
Mark: Must be that time of the day.
Mandy: Huh?
Mark: It's his PMS.
Mandy: {Laughs}
Mark: I don't think you understand.
by UrbanDave September 9, 2008
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PMS

When your friend has major mood swings, from being excited and running around like a bumble bee, to sitting there with a grouchy look on her face saying she hates her life.
Me: Why don't we go do something today?
Her: SURE! Sounds great!
Her: Do i look okay?
Me: Of course! You look fine, lets go.
Her: No, i dont want to, i look ugly, my nose is huge, and i have zits everywhere.
Me: Really, you look fine, come on lets go.
Her: STOP BEING SO PUSHY! God just leave me alone!
Me: Just go take a Midol miss PMS, and lets go.
by mmhmyouknow. February 7, 2010
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pm

when someone shows you a funny relatable meme and you say pm
by ceraya sweeney May 30, 2018
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PMS

Something that occurs to a girl before her period that gives her emotional, physical and spiritual pain no one can understand or interpret. Please do not get on her nerves when she is pmsing she does not mean it, everything is like 100% more annoying than normal. If she is pmsing just be with her and let her know that you are there for her. Just do not take anything she says personally.
pms sucks!
by Lil Arcy Day March 15, 2019
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