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please help

A phrase you search on the urban dictionary after reading too many definitions that you didn’t want to know
“Wtf did I just read”
*searches*

Please help”
by Hellfishbish January 27, 2019
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plea

noun
1.
a request made in an urgent and emotional manner.
"he made a dramatic plea for disarmament"
by swagmaster4444 December 14, 2014
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Plead the 21st

When in a losing argument an observer tells you to give up your argument and drink a beer. (the 21st amendment repealed prohibition)
Zach, I'm married to a teacher, and can tell you that you are fighting a losing battle right now. Just plead the 21st and move along.
by Fritos4Free July 28, 2011
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pleasebegaydar

Like a gaydar, but it becomes activated when you are attracted to someone who probably isn’t gay and it usually overpowers your more rational gaydar, making you irrationally want to believe that your crush is gay even though they probably aren’t.

Sorry girl/guy :( it really be that way sometimes
Omg she’s so hot but my gaydar’s telling me she’s straight and my pleasebegaydar’s telling me she’s gay, what do I do???
by GayleyKiyoko July 2, 2018
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Kebab please

Omersexual will make a delicious kebab for you!

Hey Omersexual get back to work and prepare kebab for him you lazy cunt!
When you say kebab please is time to Omersexual get back to work!
by nobody.22 February 14, 2023
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Pleast

a person who is muscly and is a ladys man. combiniation of a player and a beast
Person 1: My god did you see that guy?
Person 2: yeah paul is such a pleast!!!!!!!!
by lolzozoz October 25, 2008
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Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.
Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."
by Movianne February 20, 2019
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