Please kill me

A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.

Person: existing
Person: “fuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”

by JustFknDone September 14, 2018

Please respond

Used by either autistic nerds, or ironically by alphamales. Autistic nerds will commonly say "please respond" as a panic response when texting a girl who doesn't respond within 3 minutes.

Guy: "Hey"
Girl: "hi"
Guy: "I always had a crush on you since middle school, i just never had the courage to tell you. Do you want to hang out? I mean, I don't mind if you say no, but if you want to we can totally hang out. :)"
Guy: "hello?"
Guy: "Please respond"

Or used Ironically

Girl: "Heyyy"
Guy: "You should be an archaeologist"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Because I have a large bone to be examined"
Guy: "Please respond"
Girl: "hahaha okay ;)"

by Raz~ January 23, 2012

please-drill

an extremely sexually attractive male

"He is a please-drill ... as in PLEASE drill me!"

by Meghan Santoro February 7, 2005

Please Remove My Definitions

I am tired of keeping my definitions here and embarrassed about an e-mail I mis-sent.

Please remove all of my definitions

by 1_WTC_Lock November 29, 2004

please no

Something you say to someone who's about to do something stupid/unfavorable (usually exposing something about you) in a casual manner

A homie: I'm gonna tell the boys about how you punched Sarah
me: please no

by DatGooseBoio January 25, 2021

please be funny

When someone is consistently boring, and never seem to produce any entertainment. Theese people really need to get begged to be funny. You might often say the phrase "it's not funny anymore" or "it's not entertaining anymore" to. A document from the age of the roman empire has confirmed that they begged each other to be funny many times, as a part of their culture. The vikings read the ancient writings and decided to bring into their own culture. Scandinaians have carried this tradition and agony towards boring people to this day. An example of a person who needs to be begged of to be funny. Martin Luther wrote in his secret diary that was discovered in Funnyanymoreland- They're all begging me to show entertainment and to be funny. How can I make this stop, I'm desperate for a solution. Another way to confirm this, is some translated viking runes in the great cave of Baradennagång in south Sweden.

*boring person being boring*

-It's not funny anymore, entertainment has expired. I'm currently not entertained. If you try to be a comedian you wouldn't make it since you're not entertaining nor funny. Please be funny, I'm begging you to show me some kind of humor or entertainment

by BigPapa69420974 March 23, 2022

Please_Dev

troglodyte gun fucker who lives in his basement

faps to jojo and likely has several bodypillows of girls frontline characters that he keeps a secret

please_dev: dude u r lazie builder!!!! can't make 500 union gun model

by trollface moment July 17, 2020