Pitak-Story

A pointless story that goes no where.

Person 1: Once, I went sledding, with my friend and his nose started bleeding, and his mom didn't know for thirty minutes.

Person 2: Dog that was a Pitak-Story.

by NRS$@) April 24, 2008

texas pistachio wagon

n. slang for the testicular region, particularly when said region is struck violently.

He took one in the Texas Pistachio Wagon.

by gert April 17, 2006

Pistachios

The Single most addicting snack ever

they look like little green penuts but DO NOT BE FOOLED!

they are really little green alien seeds sent to earth so that once one becomes addicted and eats enough they will explode and little alien babies shall run free...

Thee aliens plan on harvesting the seeds in 2012

FUCK MAN I FUCKING ADDICTED TO THOSE DAMN PISTACHIOS!

by Troya! February 23, 2009

pictate

When showing what a picture or graph resembles. A text "dictates" and a graph "pictates".

This graph pictates the difference between..

by mun nimi April 1, 2010

Pita Chip

PAIN IN THE ASS...chip

DAMN SHE'S BEING SUCH A PITA CHIP!

by shannonluvzya February 21, 2011

pitassi

a title, sometimes a name, given only to those of the highest status, the elite. Men with this title (sometimes women, but only on rare occasion) are to be regarded with the utmost respect, and have been known to have qualities of Superman, Hercules and Zeus combined into one person.

"Wow, look at him, I can't believe he can do that!"
"Yeah I know, he must be Pitassi, I am in awe."

by ptas November 18, 2006

Pita Pit

The ancient Greco-Roman practice of having sex with another man's thighs.

You: "Yeah man, I didn't have a condom so we just pita pitted all last night."

Me: "Aw gross. Did you get tzatziki all over that?"

by kyleman11252969429 December 14, 2009