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Ass Pisser

One who urinates out of their anus. Also includes those who spew unbelievable amounts of bullshit, either promoting themselves or tearing down others. Highly offensive term.
(insert name of prick here) (Tyler Staley) is an Ass Pisser.
by Ninjow October 28, 2011
mugGet the Ass Pissermug.

leanback pisser

someone who undertakes the premeditated act of pissing in another persons mailbox and regulates the flow by pinchingoff and releasing the "hose"
dude your neighbour is pole smoker therefore i think his mailbox needs a visit from the leanback pisser
by mr postman pat March 31, 2010
mugGet the leanback pissermug.

shit pisser

When a man suddenly has the urge to take his usual trip to the can and expects urine to swim out of his dong only to realize he totally just crapped out of his dick. This unusual and uncommon disorder was first discovered by the great king of Zherklabala, Gharlk when he was in the middle of boning his Queen then needed to take a whizz. Next thing he knew he just crapped out of his palm pilot.
shit pisser is an example of hysterical sickness.
by Shit Pisser Fanatic January 8, 2009
mugGet the shit pissermug.

squat pisser

Military term used in reference to the female gender.
I'll be damned if I ever see a squat pisser earn a Ranger tab!
by DaPrinceADJr May 4, 2015
mugGet the squat pissermug.

spit-pisser

A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.
Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."

Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."
by Dr. Centaur June 3, 2015
mugGet the spit-pissermug.

Pisser offerer

Title given to someone with the job/ task of pissing someone off; to make someone angry to a certain extent
I am the pisser offerer in this deal, if I piss you off I win
by Golfclubs2neat May 12, 2022
mugGet the Pisser offerermug.

Pisser Washer

The act of using your pee stream to remove stains from within the toilet or urinal.
"Evan could stare at the poo stain in the toilet no more. He decided to brace himself and crack out the Pisser Washer"
by Bad News Bond August 2, 2016
mugGet the Pisser Washermug.

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