Picklemonkey

Large dangerous mammal, consisting of the face, arms, and legs of a monkey, and the body of a pickle. Highly dangerous when provoked. Very rare. If you ever see a Picklemonkey, it is already too late.

Dave was eaten by a Picklemonkey.

by Hilbo_the_Clown March 22, 2004

PICKLED

to be fucked by one of a kind. a synonym relating to sex or the act of having sex...more commonly used after having sex with a female..once the deed has been done and done to the full extent....you just got pickled..bitch

YOU JUST GOT PICKLED BITCH!.....NUFF SAID

by PIKL MN September 26, 2009

pickled feet

When your feet are pickled.

or

when you put your foot(feet) inside a womans vagina for a extended period of time causing your foot(feet) to pickle and or prun

Wes has pickled feet

by john jacobs king dawgs flex March 19, 2010

and some people like cucumbers pickled

phrase--A response to a statement to which you care nothing about. From Chappelle's Show.

Guy: Oh no! I'm gonna be late for work!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled. So?

Guy: If you don't move your car, the neighbors are gonna throw a fit!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled.

by roller June 10, 2005

pickled sausage

a pickled sausage is what you call it when you fall asleep with your dick in someones asshole

That guy got drunk at the party last night and woke up with a pickled sausage.

by ibangedyourmomsorry August 19, 2009

pickled possum

an early twenties brown man from multiple backgrounds, who would get so horrifically drunk on wednesday nights that he would take advantage of vulnerable and insecure girls. but is now a changed man and enjoys a quiet drink or two with the lads, and cops shit for it.

you see that man over there, he used to be somebody, son. now hes just a pathetic degenerate pickled possum.

by dafilterfish October 11, 2011

picklewood

An affectionate term for Palo Santo, aka Bursera graveolens, a wild tree native to Mexico and the Yucatán Peninsula to Peru and Venezuela.

Known for its aromatic smoke, it smells like a jar of pickles before it's ignited.

I was having a hella stressful day until I lit a stick of picklewood and had a bowl. Now I'm feeling zen af.

by euphoric_llama September 28, 2017