honors physics

Somewhat of a hard class where everyone has no fucking idea what the teacher is talking about.

Jen: Hey is y=vf^2 1/2 g^2/t saying that the gravity of pluto is the bitch of the president of Syria ?

Joe: LOL, idek, stupid AP/honors physics ...

by the secret motherfucker November 5, 2013

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by Big dick Samuel July 5, 2018

Physics

The Reason for Everything and Anything. Usually Why you Fall down all the time...That and you're an Idiot. Or maybe just Philosophy with a calculator and a large battery. Either way it is there.

"Say wanna go play with Physics?"

*dropping things off High places ensues*

by AplChild January 26, 2009

mastering physics

an online homework site that will make any natural science major want to quit the internet. it culls those who are truly worthy of science from the rest.

Priyanka (pre-med): AHHH MASTERING PHYSICS IS DUE TOMORROW
Allison (pre-law):...you're STILL a science major? wtf.
~2 hours later~
Priyanka: I need to draw diagrams, see if mass cancels, and solve for acceleration, then use kinematics to find speed.
Allison:...are you speaking English?

by maythederivativebewithyou November 2, 2009

Quantum Physics

The science the "smart" people claim to understand, mentioning things like Schrodinger's Cat and Superposition, yet for some reason don't know how to use the Schrodinger Equation or how to use Eigenvectors in any way whatsoever.

Me: What the fuck are you good at, mate?
"Smart" Person: Ah yes, I am an intellectual expert in the science of Quantum Physics. Truly a master of photosynthesis.
Me: Ah yes, fuck you too.

by Cenam March 15, 2019

Physics

An incredibly hard subject undertaken by highschool students who believe it will help them achieve great things in later life or, in many cases, to simply have something to brag about to their friends. However, it is often realised after two years of bashing one's own brains out with the incredibly thick textbook that accompanies the subject, that it really was not worth pulling those all-nighters just to fail the ridiculously hard tests.

Students often drop the subject after the sad realisation that they have the ability to calculate the centripetal force of their overall school grade as it circles the proverbial drain.

Physics stole my sanity.

by LoopholeTT July 12, 2009

monkey physics

The inexplicable physics that dictates the world of Nintendo's "Super Monkey Ball" games.

The monkey physics made it so when I barely tapped the bomb I flew way over my mark.

by Stuart J December 5, 2005