Pervert

A creepy individual that is obsessed with thoughts of sex. Will make anything sexual. Most likely still a virgin or not very familiar with the actual act of sex.

I know this one creepy pervert that acts like such a poser when it comes to sex. Truth is, he is still a virgin that wets the bed and cries when he's faced with the act of sex.

by KittensNBeans December 14, 2014

Pervert

a person who always looks for that dank ass pussy and that disgusting ass dick a bit too often.

Lewis Tracey saw christopher and christopher touched his balls. christopher is a PERVERT.

by mason dunn May 29, 2017

Pervert

Someone who takes everything other people say in a way that makes them feel very tingly inside.

1) Me.

2) My best friend.

by Me December 26, 2003

Pervert

A man who thinks he's the greatest thing on earth. He is constantly thinking about sex, uses the words 'Penis,' 'Ho,', 'Bitch,' 'Jizz,' 'Pussy,' and more in daily conversation, and can turn any regular sentence into something sexual. He has no respect for girls at all and looks at them like nothing more than sex toys. He says things like "My bitch was sucking my dick last night."

Guy 1: How's your girlfriend doing?

Pervert: That bitch got boned hard last night!

by BassGuitar546 August 7, 2011

Pervert

A beast with a sub-human level of understanding who has a burning desire to "gap lui" (Cantonese for "Stare-at-girl") but is unable to get some.

Perverts are typically recognized by their mating calls whenever they chance upon their prey, such as:

"SODAMNHAWT", and "YOGAPANTS", depending on the individual regions of the respective subject.

"Omg, just now three guys were all staring at me; I swear I heard one of them cry "SODAMNFREAKINGHAWT"!"

"Oh no, I think you're being followed by an alpha pervert!"

by lostinthesafari June 6, 2013

perverted

A word that can be used in pretty much any situation to describe something with a negative connotation. Does not apply only to situations involving sex or whatever.

dude 1: "Donald Trump is way too ugly to bang the chicks he gets"
dude 2: "Ya, that guys totally perverted."

by Kirby33 August 26, 2006

Perverted

What 98% of the definitions on this website are. I bet there are a ton of links in this definition to definitions with fake sexual meanings. Idiots will try to make people think they have had sex before by claiming that regular words and phrases are ways to have sex.

Everyone on Urban Dictionary is perverted.

by CurledPawsAndStuff October 28, 2022