A cup in which you use daily so there is no need to clean or put away. Doesn’t matter the liquid the perpetual cup stays out for all to see.
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Get the Perpetual Cup mug.Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.
Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.
Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.
I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"
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Get the Perpetual mug.When you have the munchies so bad you start to get hangry, but never get full from eating, which fuels your hangriness even more
Karl: I have the munchies so bad, I’m perpetually hangry.
Sebastian: you good bro?
Karl: no I’m not good. I’ve eaten half the charcuterie board, a bag of pretzels, and 4 slices of pizza. I’m about to order more. I can’t get full and I’m about to fight the girls hoarding the rest of the food.
Sebastian: calm dow…
Karl: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN IM PERPETUALLY HANGRY
(Based on real events)
Sebastian: you good bro?
Karl: no I’m not good. I’ve eaten half the charcuterie board, a bag of pretzels, and 4 slices of pizza. I’m about to order more. I can’t get full and I’m about to fight the girls hoarding the rest of the food.
Sebastian: calm dow…
Karl: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN IM PERPETUALLY HANGRY
(Based on real events)
by Karlmalthus April 2, 2022
Get the perpetually hangry mug.Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
Get the The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses. mug.Referring to a person who has become so lost in the sauce of pornography or other stimulating media, that they lose access to their higher brain function, seeing the world as a complete goon fest, masturbating dozens of time a day, often leading to decreased productivity in their daily lives, along with the destruction of friendships and other personal relationships.
Danny: Hey do you know if Matt is gonna come rock climbing with us this weekend?
Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.
Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.
Seth: *sigh* Me too man.
Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.
Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.
Seth: *sigh* Me too man.
by CrazyCronker47 July 19, 2025
Get the Perpetual Gooner mug.That period of time for teachers that is simply known as 'summer' to the general populace.
It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.
It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.
Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."
Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"
Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"
Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."
Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."
Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"
Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"
Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."
Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."
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