Penguin Ninja

A penguin ninja looks cute and cuddley but they can kick your butt from here to New Orleans. Especially if you piss them off. Pet them and they'll squeel 'cause their scared and will run off. Then they'll come back with about 6 other penguin ninjas and kick your butt.

Whoa man! Where'd you get that black eye?
Penguin ninjas kicked my butt!
Seriously?
Yep I stopped to pet one and it squeeled and ran off. Then it came back and him and his 6 other buddys kicked my butt.
Ouch.
Ja. Darn Penguin Ninjas!!!!!!!

by BenjiPenguinNinja July 7, 2007

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penguin

An extremely cool bird that will kill all who do not absolutly love it and has the potential to invent space travel and wish to establish a colony on Pluto

"the penguins have launched several thousand AM-Bombs around the world after extracting their supporters. We're all fucking screwed."

by Dreian Yoshi October 25, 2004

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Penguin dance

When one dances like a penguin, taking short steps whith knees together. Best practiced with arms at sides and hands stretched outwards for maximum effect. Ultrapractical when you are having a bad day because you are automatically guaranteed to start laughing and have a fantastical rest of the day.

Ex: I was having an awful day, then I penguin danced; now I'm having a wonderfully smiley, fantastically beautiful day again.

by Likeseafarerslovestars September 6, 2013

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Penguin Mate

A 'Penguin Mate' is a term used to describe someone who you plan to spend the rest of your life with. Penguins mate for life, and once they find the right partner they never leave them.

Eshara: William, you are my Penguin Mate.
William: What does that mean?
Eshara: It's what you call your soulmate, because penguins mate for life.

by BubbyPingu July 26, 2017