dave ped

A fake rumor on the internet about this man that would pretend to kidnap zonuts and eat them, and knowing that zoe lavernes fandom is mostly 9 year olds, they were all scared lmao

Zonut 1: omg have you heard about Dave ped
Zonut 2: No, why?
Zonut 1: he wants to kidnap me

by craft-122500 June 24, 2023

Ped socks

Very low cut running socks.

Commonly used to be worn with Sneakers.
Look absolutely dumb on guys but incredibly sexy on some girls.

„Look at Kaity! Her feet look soo sexy with these Ped socks“.

by Aartz November 22, 2021

PED

pussy eating disorder

Pussy eating disorder is suffered by many Including me

If you eat pussy or are obbsesed with eating pussy you have ped

“ hey last night I munched this girls pussy so hard she died” “really you might have ped!”

by Syndroms/disorders October 12, 2023

Ped

Ped is a shorter way of saying moped or scooter
And it's mostly used by UK street gangs or bike riders and some motorists.

Ay fam jump on the Ped we gon' finesse.

met control we are in pursuit of a stolen ped on ---- road.

Hey man I just got this 125cc ped, it rides quite nice.

by SNOWMANUTR November 21, 2022

Ped

A type of act that makes a gratifing sansation at the end of the action.

Person1: Thanks for teeling to ban fuckyourmommy36.
Person2: I told you it would be ped.
fuckyourmommy36: i'm still here dumbasses

by Skidibi_sigm_pomni July 8, 2024

Pedding

Any personal motive of transportation where one's feet are the primary source of propulsion. Encompassing walking, skateboarding, bicycling, jogging, uni-cycling, etc.

"Now just imagine if everyone did that while pedding along."

by gandgsand November 25, 2018

PEDs

Not to be confused with steroids and such, PEDs are the savior for any college student (i.e. cocaine, adderall, ritalin, concerta, and vyvanse)

I felt exhausted halfway through a party so me and my friend popped and railed some PEDs to keep the night going.

by Broseph09 April 13, 2015