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Peasant Afro

A person who is very plebeian. In fact, he is the most peasant-like of all the peasants. In addition, he is a very aggressive and lazy person as a whole. In fact, he is such a spoiled brat that even his own nanny packs his school bag even though he is 13 years old. Also, his iced tea sucks. But what most annoys people of him is his immense afro and obsession with brands. So all in all, he is a humble, plebeian cauliflower/microphone

DISCLAIMER: Do not be a Peasant Afro
"YOU SIR, ARE A PEASANT"
-Peasant Afro
by blondelotus48 January 26, 2018
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Techno Peasant

Someone who knows nothing, or has limited knowledge about technology.
Sally - 'Whats the difference between internet and intranet?
Brett - 'God! you're the biggest techno peasant!'
by rhiannonRIOT January 29, 2008
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techno peasant

Someone who has absolutely no idea how technology works and how to use it.
dude, your mom cant open her own email, what a techno peasant

wow, this noob is a freaking techno peasant he cant even find porn on the internets
by Rocky1`21123123123 January 15, 2008
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peasant-wagon

local bus service

so called because they are the preferred method of transport for peasants, and a very poor method of getting from one place to another
chris won't give me a lift into town, so i'l have to get the bloody peasant-wagon. see you in an hour.
by public transport user November 5, 2007
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peasant chic

a style of dress characterized by ill-fitting baggy skirts and shawls, scarves, and loads of holes. everywhere.

somewhere inbetween grunge and bohemian.
"nice headscarf, tangerine...i love you in peasant chic. you may want to tie it off at the end, though. it's fraying."

"are you trying to go for peasant chic or something? your left nipple is poking through that hole."
by tangerine kicks daisies March 31, 2009
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school peasants

Individuals that you have to deal with at school. Particularly idiots.
Now I shall leave to join the school peasants on the school bus.
by Pantthapotato December 22, 2013
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Parched Peasant

"Can u suck me for $10?"
"No! Be gone parched peasant!!"
by SlowlySmart May 22, 2018
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