The Pusterience

The perfect customer Experience

Hey I just went the dollar store and received the pusterience

by Caj February 3, 2020

Mong'posterthy moment

when mongus man goes to mogus drip store, becomes a mong'poster and then starts flying

"Hey, you want a cookie"

"nah"

"ok buy some mongus stuff"

"ok"

*starts flying*

"guys look! that's a mong'posterthy moment!!!"

by DW | Krispy Comrade May 4, 2021

Postergirl

a well known/popular person who has full attention from everyone

grabs any spotlight

"Tiannas a Postergirl, look at all them people around her, shes dope"

by Tianna May 27, 2004

posterbate

To sequentially post in a message board forum by oneself.

Many users of RD like to posterbate in the Games forum.

by lauracs June 13, 2008

poster's remorse

The regretful feeling one gets after posting a message, comment or UD definition online that cannot be removed.

"I kind of have poster's remorse about calling that guy on youtube a bitch for liking Sum 41 last night, he might not realize I was kidding..."

by your mom's anarchy April 6, 2008

ample posterior

Large ass

"Well, that was a clever move that won't come back to bite you in your ample posterior"

by Syljon August 29, 2016

poster putty

something that can be used to stick posters on walls.
not to be confused with play-dough.

Sally lived in a rental house so her parents got her poster putty to hang up her posters with. She promptly forgot about it and while cleaning her room put it with her play-dough. several months later Sally found the play-dough and poster putty. They were slightly different shades of blue, and Sally realized that one of them must be the missing poster putty. she then picked up one of the play-dough thinking it was the poster putty, and used it to hang up her new Taylor Swift poster.

THREE YEARS LATER THEY MOVE AWAY. SALLY IS STILL A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN ANT STILL HAS THE POSTER HANGING UP.

Mom-- Sally, you need to take down that poster.
Sally-- fine.

Sally pulls down the poster. The three-year-old blue play-dough has left a huge blue stain on the wall.

by Live_Love_Laugh December 22, 2010