The time that someone waits after going dookie in the employee rest room until no one is in the rest room and the coast is clear to make their exit in order to maintain anonymity
boss: Why are you late for the presentation?
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.
employee: sorry I had to stall pause
boss: what?
employee: after last nights all you can drink draft beer and all you could eat taco's I blew up the bathroom and just as I was ready to walk out of the stall the maintenance guy came in so I had to stall pause while he replaced the towels.
by NickyLags May 31, 2011
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A person standing still for a brief period of time admiring the work they've done instead of getting away from the potentially hazardous situation they're facing. The term usually applies to emergency responders.
A person standing still for a brief period of time admiring the work they've done instead of getting away from the potentially hazardous situation they're facing. The term usually applies to emergency responders.
That guy wouldn't have gotten hurt if he wasn't standing there doind his picasso pause when the building collapsed; Or the burning propane cylinder; or oncoming train; etc.
by S. Friedman November 13, 2005
Get the picasso pause mug.When a gentleman has completed anal coitus and proceeds to wipe his cock off with the nearest cloth before receiving oral.
by MLAJ December 3, 2016
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Get the Pausing Piker mug.when a person you are on facetime with (usually a female) goes on pause instead of staying on facetime aka the main reason you called her
by bryston4 June 13, 2020
Get the pause time mug.The silence that occurs on a zoom meeting when someone asks a question, and the online delay makes the responder stop for anywhere between 2-10 seconds before answering.
Creates great awkward tension because the asker doesn’t know if the other person didn’t hear the question or just doesn’t want to answer.
Creates great awkward tension because the asker doesn’t know if the other person didn’t hear the question or just doesn’t want to answer.
Teacher: Danny, what is 2 + 5?
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Teacher: Danny did y—
Danny: SEVEN
Everyone else: Laughing silently because of the Zoom Pause
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Teacher: Danny did y—
Danny: SEVEN
Everyone else: Laughing silently because of the Zoom Pause
by HazMatt2020 December 11, 2020
Get the zoom pause mug.The art of pausing shows or movies in an appealing way to your fellow viewers (can also be performed as a solo act, but it is more fulfilling when shared with others.) The paused screen is typically an especially absurd face or gesture, but is not limited to other pleasing images such as excessive cleavage or crotch shots. Some people are natural pause artists, but if you practice you can often hone your skill.
(Beth pauses Wendy Williams mid 'how you doin' to get something to drink.)
Jordan: That's a hilarious face.
Beth: I didn't do it on purpose, I'm just a natural pause artist.
Jordan: That's a hilarious face.
Beth: I didn't do it on purpose, I'm just a natural pause artist.
by The Real Beth January 12, 2012
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