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Meme Pastor

A modern religious influencer who pastors through graphics, not gospel—a feed full of bold-letter Bible verses, fire emojis, viral soundbites, and "Holiness" overlays, but empty of soul-care, accountability, or real presence.

Key Traits:

Content over character — posts “Truth” while hiding sin.
Platform over people — grows followers, not disciples.
Meme as ministry — a 3-second reel replaces a 3-hour visit.
Algorithm as altar — engagement is the offering, outrage the incense.
Thought-through for effect, not truth — every post is engineered for likes, shares, and clout, even if it twists Scripture or spreads outright mistruth.
That Meme Pastor dropped a ‘God hates lukewarm’ graphic with a skull emoji, but he’s ghosting his wife and dodging accountability.”
by TruthTriumph November 14, 2025
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Pastor Bob

Pastor Bob or Pastor Bobby is a generic term for an apostate Pastor.
Pastor Bob says it is impossible to keep the 10 commandments.
by Mahershalalhashbaz January 21, 2025
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Pastor's Daughter

A woman who gives off the impression of being a goody-two-shoes but has a secret rebellious side.
Mike: I thought she was very innocent when I met her at school, but once we got to the concert, she ended up being a pastor's daughter.

Drew: Dude, that's sick!
by tomthetank June 6, 2024
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trinity prezentation pastor

Very emotional, jealous, and a druggy
trinity prezentation pastor be out there popping dumb ass
by N0B1tchG3tt3r June 8, 2024
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temu pastor

A generic, or counterfeit un ordained, and unqualified version

of a biblical ordained qualified pastor,
I wouldn't go support that ministry, the leader is a temu pastor
by Pastor John marco July 10, 2024
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Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore

From FBI agent in White Collar to Senator Pastore, Tim's changing his suit but not his game.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Tim DeKay doing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2:It’s Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore. He’s playing Senator Pastore, same game new suit bro!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
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Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who probably fucks children or at least has indecent images of them on his computer
We caught another paedophile guys.

Pastor or Priest this time?
Pastor.
by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023
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