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Passport-seeking missile

Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.
Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!
by <LeIgHthaL> December 30, 2022
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passport

"hey can i see your passport
"i don't have one"
"you should've brought it"
by cddddddddd June 27, 2023
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passport brother

passport brother is the unabbreviated form of passport bro. A passport bro is someone who travels to a developing country, usually the global south, in order to geomaxx, i.e. improve their chances at a love life
he a passport brother, thats why he's moving to Thailand, specifically Bangkok if u kno what I mean
by Fsirccpo December 12, 2024
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Passport bros

Women in developed countries have ceased to be dependent on men. They are not economically forced to procreate degenerate traits anymore, and became selective. This has created a sexual vacuum for men with traits unacceptable in respectful relationships, such as viewing women as submissive sexual objects, easy targets for abuse, or decoration.

These leftover men now end up as prey for women from disadvantaged areas. Often forced to choose between marrying an alcoholic and poverty, these women will do anything to escape and see a gullible Western man as a ticket out. They thus wear sexually aggressive clothing, heavy perfume/makeup, platinum-blonde hair, and act promiscuous, submissive, or stupid — things women otherwise avoid out of self-respect or to not be mistaken for a prostitute. Passport Bros, starved for intercourse, feel a strong ego boost when such a woman approaches them, mistaking sexually manipulative behaviour for "being feminine."

This strategy tends to be successful. Passport Bro, knowing the truth deep down, resorts to ego-protective cope for why he failed to find a girl at home, such as "Western women have extraordinary demands" (like being taken seriously) or that women from wealthy countries are gold diggers (ignoring warning signs that his EE girlfriend is just that). He will spend much of his life with "multicultural challenges" - shallow conversations with a foreign-language wife, families unable to communicate, or his stepmother's borscht.
If you're done with demands of Western women, join the 'Passport Bros' movement and discover a world where you're truly valued.
by abc423 June 23, 2024
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Greek passport

To have a Greek passport is to be bisexual.
I like that girl but I thinks she’s gay”

“Nah dude your cool she’s got a Greek passport”
by Haralddanktooth August 30, 2022
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Passport bros

A subsection of an incel movement called MGTOW, (Men go their own way). The passport bro version are men who still want marriage, but only on their own terms. The MGTOW movement is a cesspool of insecure and uneducated men that "reject marriage", meaning they cant get women and cope using this "movement". Its also usually a shared space with white supremacists and other forms of incel groups. Anyways.. as I stated earlier the passport bro shares the same values but argue that they are owed a traditional wife. This is usually a result of countless rejections from women who see these valueless incels for what they are. The method then usually comes in the form of travelling to poor foreign countries and taking advantage of young and usually desperate women. They do this to feel some sort of self worth and power since they don't get any of that in their normal life. Any man worth his salt sees what they actually are, lonely and weak losers..
Person 1: I'm a pathetic loser that can't get women :(.. What ever should i do?!

Person 2: Hey, you should become a "Passport bros" and pray on desperate and poor women!!

Person 1: That sounds like GREAT IDEA! I'm definitely going to do that! My dick is also small btw!
by :^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^):^) February 14, 2024
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Passport Papi

Someone (typically a man) that receives female attention in order to get the passport of his homecountry.
John: Did you hear that Mike now has a african girlfriend. They met on his vacation.
Blake: Yess bro i heard. He truly is a passport papi.
by GeheimerUser420 October 26, 2025
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