Pasadena Omelette

When a man whisks two large brown grade-A organic free range eggs and then proceeds to insert them into a females vagina via a turkey baster or funnel and then she squats over a hot frying pan and queefs the contents of her vagina. They then cook the eggs into a delicious omlette and sit down to a lovely Sunday Brunch.

Wife: "Babe, my parents are coming for brunch on Sunday. What should we make?"

Husband: "How about your famous Pasadena Omelette?"

by trythisitsamazing January 4, 2018

Pasadena

also known as the dena, a wonderfully boring place in Maryland outside of Glen Burnie and next to Severna Park, not as dirty as Glen Burnie but not as snobby as Severna Park

Hey! Aren't you glad you live in Pasadena and not Glen Burnie and Severna Park?

by JJBrown March 2, 2005

pasalubong

Pasalubong is the Filipino tradition of a homecoming gift.

Pasalubongs are obligatory, and failing to bring some may result in you being stripped of your ear-rings, handbags, shoes, socks and clothes.

Are you bringing a pound of dried fish as Pasalubong again? Please bring bottles of perfume to bathe in also. Or you will have no more friends.

by wishiwaspayat December 6, 2013

pasadena,ca

a city in the san gabriel valley where you can find all types of people. from thugz to rich spoiled white kids.
the city with the most individual "varrios" in the sgv. also where there is alot of tagbangin cliques and you get hit up everywhere. home of the rose bowl and the famous old town pasadena. each new year the rose parade takes place.

kid 1: lets go to old town pasadena,ca dude!

kid2: hell no! last time i went sum mexican kids hit me up and i got scared!

by sgv4life November 6, 2008

Pasadena Poo Plug

When one person opens a gaping wound in their sexual partner's body, and then proceeds to defecate in the wound. After defecation, that same person fucks the shit-filled, gaping wound.

Steve: "Why do you have a fever, Rajdeep? And what's that smell?"
Rajdeep: "Oh man! I just got a Pasadena Poo Plug yesterday...do you have any tissues? What about some Tylenol?"

by rnonk December 22, 2008

Pasadena

(Pasadena, Md.) The most horrible place one could ever live. It's incredibly boring since there is nothing at all to do besides smoke weed and sit around and maybe go to McDonalds or the even more riveting- Pops (local gas stations that is known for selling to minors). Pasadena is the land of rednecks, white gangsters(who are not gangster at all), and bitchy preps. Many of the population owns a boat, but dosen't go anywhere or do anything on the boat. There are no fun partys- just small get togethers where everyone proceeds to get fucked up over 2 beers or a twisted tea. Any good person would want to get the hell out of here before there absorbed into this hell.

Carlos- hey wanna go to a party in Pasadena?
Tony - Hell no man, ide rather not have two natural lights then get hit on by a 13 year old.

by horshkaba January 18, 2011

Pasadena High School

Pasadena High School is one of the most hype schools you’ll ever see. It is extremely diverse, ranging from rich white kids to bloods and crips. The sports teams aren’t even that trash, hell even their football team plays at the Rose Bowl. They got this hella good dance team that kills it everything they have a show and the boys basketball team is D1! Everywhere you’ll go smells like weed and there are parties thrown every weekend. The school extremely hype, Blueface baby even showed up.

Pasadena has a billion private schools because the white parents don’t wanna have there kids go to a “ghetto” school, but the only reason pasadena school district is broke is because these private schools steal their students.

Pasadena high is not a school, it’s a family and you should just be jealous you don’t go there.

Some pasadena high school kid is throwing a kickback this week, wanna come?

by aintnosnitch January 7, 2019