Parents don't have sex

The assumed truth of life where one believes their parents don't, never have, and never will have sex. Babies are all delivered by storks.

My "parents don't have sex", my mom is a virgin and i was delivered by a stork. You will never convince me otherwise.

by Jake057 May 31, 2011

parental unit

Parents.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

parents

Just another burden for already troubled teens. Also the #1 cuase of teen F-ups and suicides. They destoy all of the following-children, social lives, fun, partys, relaxation, hope, joy, and all other things that may cause happieness.
They create- Stress, anxiety, obligations, poor heath conditions, fear, and every thing else that's depressing or sad.
They believe they are doing so much good, and that you actualy love them and want them to be your best freind.

Screw parents, take care of your F-ing self. Get out as soon as you can, before you end up having to change their diapers.

by Chrizzy April 9, 2006

And that's how my parents met

An additive to a poorly-told or lame joke. It can be used in conjunction with, "and then I found five dollars," if the joke is particularly awful.

Joe: I was walking home when I twisted my ankle. It hurt a lot.
Neil: That sucks bro...
Joe: And that's how my parents met

by Revising Perfection October 28, 2009

concerned parent

Another word for an overprotective, meddling, immature, snot nosed piece of crap. Usually a soccer mom that drives an SUV with a jesus fish on it, who constantly bitches about violence on TV, video games, and drugs, while ignoring her own fucking problems. Can apply to fathers too.

"omg, I'm just a concerned parent"
"No you're not, you have no life and you ruin your kids' lives because of that"

by StormOfStress October 26, 2006

Indian Parent Quit

In First person shooter games like Call of Duty, it is the act of signing off and signing back on when you are doing terrible. Also known as rage quitting. The "Indian Parent" comes from the fact that parents who are Indian tend to have alot of rage.

Yo you're 3-20 man steup your game up!!

Ya man, I think im gonna Indian Parent Quit

by ends.... November 21, 2011

Parentoia

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

by parentoid March 18, 2009