Parallel Suckage

Adjective

1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".

2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.

1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"

Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"

Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"

Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."

2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"

Person 1: "Nice!"

by SilverTortilla December 01, 2018

Parallel Piped

When a woman is getting piped in both holes.

Dude me and my bro just parallel piped our sister last night.

by EnglishGenius May 23, 2021

49th parallel

Can either mean a part of the Canada-USA border (as it follows the 49th parallel north for a part of the border) or the 49th parallel north or south (circles of latitude).

1: I live in Seattle, near the 49th parallel. I travel to Vancouver every Saturday evening.
2: There are so many circles of latitude, but the 49th parallel north/south just stands out to me. It's my favorite.

by what pseudonym do i use October 22, 2023

Parallel Parkinson’s

A terrible parallel parker or someone with Parkinson’s giving a double handjob.

That hot chick at the party gave my best friend and I the best Parallel Parkinson’s!

by Sundiegan July 17, 2018

49th parallel

For something that's similar, yet has a defining distinction (for example, the 49th parallel separates the identical US and Canada)

They used to have everything in common, now they're on the 49th parallel.

by jhkjhkjkjh May 01, 2022

Parallel

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by useparallel January 05, 2022

Parallel Dump

When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.

"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"

"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"

by Whateverdude August 31, 2013