clit paper

The little piece of toilet paper that balls up when a woman wipes after peeing that stays in the clit / lip area and eventually dries up, falls off /out and you find it on the floor later on.

I found some of my girlfriend's clit paper on the floor again….

by Tallyguy43 August 5, 2014

Smashing papas

Is a slang term for sexual intercourse.

Hey Jake did you smash papas with that girl last night?

Whats all that noise?its probly Jose and Jan smashing papas in the room again.

by Barbarian89 May 10, 2010

John Wayne toilet paper

Rough and tough and doesn't take shit off of anyone

Damn dude, why you walking so funny?

I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.

I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.

by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013

John Wayne toilet paper

John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.

by Trav March 28, 2005

paper

Slang term for "money".

"I take that papuh."
-CJ stealing some dough

by Dave November 29, 2004

paper in plastic

The ridiculous invention of various elderly citizens who think that if their milk spills in a paper bag inside of a plastic bag, their 1955 Ford won't be ruined. Also, it is easier to carry/stand up/heavier, all of which are not at all true. A cashier's worst nightmare.

Cashier: "Hi, how are you?"
Customer: "Paper in plastic please, and don't make it too heavy."
Cashier: eyeroll

by grocerystorecashiersofamerica January 19, 2011

papash

the opposite of mamas

hey papash

by papash February 12, 2019