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patches

nickname given to an individual with patches or splotches in their hair, either from a bad dye job, irregular baldness, or natural depigmentation of areas on the scalp causing white hair.
Yo, look at patches, he looks like somebody exploded on his head!
by Manny S. May 13, 2007
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patches

a nickname given to an extremely hilarious girl who likes to play soccer and hang out with friends. Has a birthmark or "patch" some where or her face or head. Thus the name patches/
Look its patches! Look at her patch!!!
by Patches-is-the-shit June 22, 2008
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punches on like a bloke

Of, or relating to male-to-female transexxuals engaging in physical violence against another person(s).
"Geez.....I saw that tranny Tatianna in a punch up"
"Oh yeah....she "punches on like a bloke"
by Signor Dick Pic October 25, 2013
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Patches O'houlihan

Good sweet Patches O'houlihan i have sweaty fucking arm pits. Lock
by Dj Lock May 1, 2010
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there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
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Throwing Punches

1. Performing fellatio by relaxing the back of the throat to avoid the gag reflex, resulting in deeper penetration of the penis so it hits the speed bag in the back of the throat.
2. What a boxer does when in the ring or in the gym.
3. You and your partner putting your tongue in each others mouth and moving it around with your lips locked.
I met this girl she was cool and I ended up throwing puches at her throat.

The boxer at the gym was throwing punches really hard.

We started with a little kiss and ended up throwing punches all night long.
by FRANKEE H. June 25, 2008
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pulling punches

this phrase does not exist.

by no stretch of the imagination does it mean to withhold criticism.

any website that says otherwise is wrong.
If Jordy were to tell me that pulling punches is a legitimate expression, he would be wrong.
by The Diabolical One August 27, 2009
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