Orendad

Heisman Winner,
Great Player,
Not a Champion,
World-class Murderer.

To be a horrible parent like OJ Simpson.

Like OJ, telling your daughter that "she makes you miserable" because its "her fault that her mom's dead."

by Irie April 10, 2003

Orientify

To re-align your life (goals, intentions, desires) in a way that keeps you walking a straight and narrow path. When we get lost, we get lost in three dimensions, and and lose our orientation. It's a modern-day version of a "mandala" used in eastern culture to balance the elements of your life.

I've been hanging with the wrong crowd lately and losing sight of my dreams. Time to orientify.

by Headcircus February 10, 2008

Oriental Nonsense

When you go to get your nails done, these are the nonsense sounds you hear the orientals yelling at each other.

Paige Marie: Hello
Oriental (loudly): Harrow!
----20 minutes later---
Oriental 1: In ching song chu yang tuvye.
Oriental 2 (even louder): Ching wan buyg sa!
----Those noises are oriental nonsense.-----
++++And it continues for the remainder of the time you are there just trying to get your nails done.

by PaigeMarie&MitchellRobert November 9, 2010

Orenge

Used by Dashie to express the word “Orange”.

Dashie: “Orenges? It’s gotta be that, juggling orenges solve the shit.”

by Foreigner 28 October 28, 2017

Oriental Riff

That one rhythm in a lot of media or video games that plays when there is some relation to someone or something that is either japanese or chinese. It will usually play when you are in a video game level where you are fighting an asian character, or it will play when cartoon characters are visiting China. Also, it was used in the song ''Kung Fu Fighting''. And I finally found it after 7 years. It's usually like: ''dun dun dun dun dun dun dun doo''

Me: *Plays fighting game*

My friend: Hey, what's the name of the song that just played?

Me: It's called the ''Oriental Riff''

My friend: Thanks!

by RandyTheRockerRichards July 3, 2019

Orenz

The perfect guy. He is funny, sweet, talented, and ridiculously hot. He looks older than he is, but when he can act like himself he’s silly and adorable. He is an amazing boyfriend and kisser.

That guy is so hot and funny, he must be a orenz

by ——coolguy—— June 2, 2020

Orient Express

When a group (minimum of 5) of Asian men or combination of men and women (wearing strap ons) form a straight line (front-to-back) resembling a train and then engage in vaginal or anal sex with the person in front of them.

Tom: Hey where's Megan at? I thought she was joining us for dinner?
Louis: No, Asian Mike invited her over to his place tonight. She's going to be the "locomotive" in their Orient Express sex train tonight.
Tom: Well that makes sense...she's got a great caboose!!!

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021